It gets repetitive, with too manyīadly-shot and edited-in flashes that enabled us toįigure out what the hell happened during the vanished Much stops dead in its tracks for the rest of the Gather in an old broom-factory-turned-loft with videoĮquipment to decipher the videotypes, the movie pretty Once the characters get out of the forest and The script is so incompetent that every plot elementĪnd hint are glaring and we spotted them coming a mile Incapable of writing characters who behave inīelieveable - HUMAN - ways, and therefore loses the Unfortunately, the screenwriters are utterly Wannabe, the po-mo academic couple out to write aīook. With a history of mental problems, the goth psychic Modern Youth: the Wiccan girl, the slacker tour guide Utterly superficial, self-conscious representations of Movie and the merchandising that came out of it and Having the characters go on commenting on the first Movie starts by being, like, oh-so-postmodern by Off like a fucked-up attempt to write SCOOBY DOO. Then they realize they brought something back withĪll the above is well and good, if it weren't for theįact that the script is incompetently written, coming The rest of the movie is about them trying to unravel but they have videotapes of the entire night. Morning with three hours from that night unaccountedįor. Where the first movie ended, and emerge the next One particular group who venture to the old house Original movie, and Burkitsville has become a tourist Knows the premise by now: it's a year after the I'm sure everyone who's been keeping up with the movie Going to bomb like Fat Man over Hiroshima. This movie pretty much tiesīATTLEFIELD: EARTH for Worst Movie of 2000. Right, BLAIR WITCH 2 does horribly, tragically, Sequel since EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC, and makes aboutĪs much sense. I'm sorry to say that BLAIR WITCH 2 is the worst Timing not complete, nor credits on the end-reel yet,īut it was the first time the film was shown to press. Literally fresh out of the lab, with final colour
Here ya go.Ĭall me the Lurker in the Woods. but I've got a baaaaad feeling about this one. but the trailer I saw gave me the fears that this review seem to be confirming. Of course, ya have to realize that when the original came out. Especially since I'm a huge fan of both the original film and Joe Berlinger's documentary work.
and I hate to have to be the bearer of this.
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